FULL DIALECT PROFILE
There’s a story
in the way
you say it.
Your family fingerprints. Your local loyalties. The little choices that make your speech yours.
The free quiz finds where you broadly fit. Go deeper with a personal dialect profile built around what’s interesting about you.
What’s included
| Feature | Free quiz | Full Dialect Profile |
|---|---|---|
| Closest regional match | Yes | Yes |
| Celebrity neighbour | Yes | Yes |
| Near-miss profiles | Score gap only | Named runners-up |
| Strongest answer clues | Up to 3 | Yes, plus documented markers |
| Match map — overall | Yes | Yes |
| Match map — vocab / pronunciation | No | Yes |
| Family imprint (parents vs hometown) | No | With both parental places and sufficient regional coverage |
| Dialect Wars passport | No | Yes |
| Personal identity summary | No | Yes |
| Hidden / secondary regional pattern | No | When the evidence supports it |
| Extra questions | No | 8–15 adaptive |
| Saved private report | No | Yes |
| Share cards | 1 result card | Identity, family, Wars, surprise |
| Price | Free | £4.99 / $6.49 once |
We check your existing answers for enough report material before checkout. Family comparisons need both parental places and sufficient regional coverage; they are not guaranteed. Family scores compare regional speech patterns, not inheritance.
A FEW MORE QUESTIONS. A MUCH BIGGER STORY.
Your answers earn
every reveal.
Payment unlocks a deeper assessment. We ask about family places, then choose the next questions around the differences that could make your profile interesting.
Unknown family history? Leave it blank. Your local loyalties and distinctive choices still have a story to tell.
- 01
Start with your free result
Take the quiz, then unlock your Full Dialect Profile for a one-off £4.99 (or $6.49 in the US).
- 02
Put your voice in context
Add the places you and your caregivers grew up. Age and how you hear your own speech are optional.
- 03
Follow the interesting questions
Answer 8–15 additional questions. The round finishes when we’ve reached the useful stopping point. Progress saves as you go.
- 04
Unfold your story, chapter by chapter
Explore your reveals, take away a short summary of your identity, then choose a card to share.
THE BIT YOU SEND TO THE GROUP CHAT
A passport. A fingerprint.
A talking point.
Pick the card that feels most like you: your short personal identity, family story, Wars passport or an evidence-backed surprise. Download it or share it straight from your phone.
Your family towns, age and private report link stay out of the cards.
BEFORE YOU GO DEEPER
A few things to know.
What does the Full Dialect Profile include?
A deeper assessment, a saved personal report, the Dialect Wars chapter, a short personal summary and downloadable share cards. It’s a one-off payment (£4.99, or $6.49 for US visitors), with no subscription or required account.
Will everyone get the same revelations?
No. Findings depend on your answers and the available evidence. Family comparisons need enough distinguishing information. A hidden regional influence needs several diagnostic features and a clear pattern. If the evidence is thin, we leave the claim out.
Can this tell me which parent gave me my accent?
It compares your answers with researched speech patterns near the places your caregivers grew up. That can make a revealing family story, but it cannot prove where a feature was inherited from. The report explains that beneath family scorelines.
Will it tell me whether my local dialect is disappearing?
We can show documented local forms you use. Comparing generations needs enough real people of the same age locally, answering comparable questions. Without that evidence, we make no claim that your generation is keeping or losing a dialect.
Can I come back later or delete my data?
Yes. Answers save as you go, and you can reopen your profile from your free result in the same browser. Your paid profile includes a deletion control. Removing your free contribution also removes the attached paid profile. Read our privacy policy for retention and payment-record details.
YOUR EVERYDAY WORDS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
Find the story
in your speech.
Full Dialect Profile · £4.99 / $6.49